she came over and started getting naked and said its not like i came over to just hang out
youve hit the jackpot
We had two amazing nights in a row...it was so weird...I couldn't even go to sleep cause I thought maybe it was just in his plot to kill me.
i just fell asleep at my computer and i woke up and in the google bar it said delicious foods to eat
What should i be more turned off about... his massive collection of condoms or that he asked me to sign my name by number 68 on the list posted on his wall?
I think the two go hand in hand.
my shower just felt like jesus cried on me. like he shed tears just for my shower.
there's a guy looking for his pants in my room, is he yours?
There's some drunk girl alone in the field, she looks like she could use some help.
Also it's only fair that you know that that girl is me.
I just bid on a $9000 car because I think its my ex-girlfriends. Yes I wanna hit that again.
She told me to pick her up in the corner of shame and self-disgust.
I don't understand why you aren't on this trip all I do is smoke weed drink beer and get fingered
Awareness is good for change and all, but ignorance is bliss. I like bliss.
Holy fuck where did this cat tattoo on my ass come from
my mom asked if I found my Easter basket. it's 1PM & I got home an hour ago from last night. if I'm looking for anything, it's my dignity.
I was so close to going to get my nipples pierced with my mom today
I need more than 2 fuckable people this is an outrage
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