You are a beautiful, beautiful young lady. Your heart is made of tissue, blood and love. I will call you very soon, Princess Sophia.
I fucked a guy named chris tucker last night
Should I text him? Life is confusing when you actually like someone instead of just wanting to blow them.
You have problems? I'm 20 years old and i'm balding
well it doesn't count as a walk of shame if he drops you off at your class in his golf cart
I cannot convey how much I really do love Chris Hansen. FYI: he is the JC Chasez of my adult years.
Well i just learned hong kong is a country...thank you olympics
You do realize how pathetic it is when the woman who does your bikini waxes has seen your vagina more than I have
rigging a system to keep my jello shots cold in class. important election day work.
He's under the table sobbing because he doesn't live in a taco if you ever get him this high again I will stab you
And if you ever tell anyone that I have emotions ill kill you
I woke up sick this morning, maybe sucking a random dudes finger at a bar last night wasn't that clean of an idea.....
Have you ever been so high that you felt like corduroy? I'm at that level.
I'm one bad relationship away from owning seven cats.
My face is going numb. I think it's time I call it quits
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