We were in the backseat and he was giggling uncontrolably. It felt like I was giving head to a 10 year old girl.
Dude you can't just initiate a threesome via twitter
She said she was an education major and you replied with "oh I'm taking a semester off too". And we never saw her again...
So my girlfriend used a threesome to tell me she wanted to leave me for a girl... Not entirely sure how I should feel about that.
I managed to fit my wallet, my keys, my phone, Tammy's necklace, and $38.50 all in my bra. and $1.50 is in quarters. go me.
I had fun last year but I was one half of the hoe train back then. At least I'll feel better about myself as a person this year.
I'm going to miss going to the strip club though.
the only way to explain how i feel is someone rolled me down a big fucking hill and then a dog came a took a huge ruthless shit in my mouth at the bottom
yes i am an adult who snuck out of my parents house to cuddle with a guy and then came home and listened to taylor swift. judge me all you want.
He specifically said I couldn't post the picture of him passed out naked except for a strategically placed washcloth. Where's the fun in that?
YOU'RE MARRIED. TO OTHER PEOPLE.
I just wanna get hammered somewhere crazy. Meet some chicks. Bang them and then go scuba diving.
i just got hit on on the bus. Yes sir, because its every boys dream to fuck a forty year old with a face tattoo
for some reason leaving your socks onmakes it less meaningful.
That means I have to put pants on. That is not something I am willing to do right now.
If a guy makes a dick joke within 24 hrs of matching am I just setting myself up for disaster if I say yes to a date lol
the weird part wasn't waking up in someone else's underwear, it was how the cat was staring at me like he knew more about last night then i remembered.
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