Good. You are like the clit whisperer.
JOSHUA! WE ARE SO BREAKING UP!
what?
YOU'RE DRUNK AGAIN, ARENT YOU?!
That's the great thing about NY, if you pee your dress you have an entire cab ride to air dry your panties before the next club.
He compliments me like a gay guy and fucks me like a starved nympho. I'm in love.
Lots of alcohol. 3rd graders fuck me now.
Auto correct or actual 3rd graders?
The Russian stripper asked if I like foreign girls. I told her I absolutely fucking hate accents. Most awkward 7 minutes ever
Then she cat effected the picture of my dick I sent her the other night. I'm in love.
My Bio teacher gave me extra marks for putting "deer with AK-47 seeking retribution" at the top of the food chain on my exam. 51% pass here i come!!
Why is hotel staff askin about the blood in our room
it's like my freshman wet dream come true
This number has temporarily been disconnected and will be restored to service once you get rid of you girlfriend.
Possibly having a threesome with my ex boyfriend and his current girlfriend was great closure on that subject
Lol I wish they went straight to your cock then shot out into my mouth like a cock nacho dispenser
Nothing but goodness could come from two friends getting naked. Think of all the good advice and other things we could give to each other.
Look fucker, my sensibility and attention to detail is the ONLY REASON you're not dead now
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