Just fell off a train. Bad.
i woke up in his bed to a "teach your baby to read" infomercial. i pray to GOD that's not a sign
I really wanna punch him. Right in his cell-phone-sized penis
If it's any consolation, your boobs looked awesome.
Like I had to call my dad because I couldn't manage to unlock the door. And when he got there to open it I was climbing the gate to get in.
I'm getting the lip of my vagina pierced & you expect ME to be the voice of reason?
I will no longer accept nudes from you because I met your boyfriend last night and he seems like a nice guy
Great sex, the promise of us mixing our excellent genetics in the future, and access to drugs are mainly what's holding this relationship together at the moment
Moral of the story: I had sex to Back to the Future last night.
I do not mind being torn from the first touches of sleep to see a man who looks like that
Out of all the things you could eat off of my tits you choose lettuce? Thats so healthy. Yuck.
We woke up on vday and got high and played frisbee in our living room for a couple hours and then had sex. It was probably the most romantic valentine's day i've ever had
Alcohol and IMDB don't always mix with 100% accuracy
As a paramedic, it's completely unacceptable to black out on a monday. I cant handle 3 dollar shot night.
Apparently last night I was doing back bends for the guy making my easy mac because clearly it wasn't easy enough for me.
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