awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
Last night was def like the makeout party episode of full house
but the lizard people decide everything anyway
I would describe it as pure and unadulterated shock, mixed with horror and a touch of nausea.
Also I feel like 60% of our relationship is based on sausage mcmuffins.
look up what dreaming that you're in a lesbian relationship with a manatee means.
Which is scary since we both think with our vaginas
Nope. Flying out tonight. Staying with my great aunt who is an ex nun turned hostel owner. Best and likely most dangerous St. Patty's Day to commence in 10 hours. IRELAND!
Be safe. And I hate you.
I've never seen an uncircumcised penis. I mean in person. I've clearly seen an uncircumcised penis. I have the google.
And i have once again masturbated to an amazing soundtrack. what a time to be alive
never planned on seeing last weekend's one night stand again, much less be on the same plane as him..
Her son walked in on us and asked if he could "wrestle too."
sometimes you just have to listen to beyonce and cry. that's how life works
drinking vodka out of a wine glass to feel a little bit classier about myself.
i woke up and couldnt remember who was in my bed and it was so dark.. i rolled over and started kissing him and feeling his face because hey... if the blind can see like that.. maybe i could too
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