i just dont know how to see an unattractive person as more than a friend
I just drank Colt45 out of a champagne glass. I feel classy.
Colt 45 out of anything is classy.
We just found a handle of vodka in our fridge and no one knows how it got there. God I love spring break.
Sorry about your blender, your tiolet, your weed, and your dog...
I'm eager to hear this explaination.
the tow truck driver and i bonded while discussing our experiences with four lokos
Dont ask, hes out back rolling around in the yard freaking out. literally just had a 15 minute conversation, only word i could make out was "yellow"
I thought he was joking about the hundred beer challenge until two guys showed up with a camera and boom mic. This cabin party is going to be fucked
he had the kids march single file in front of us on the way home so they didn't have to watch him pulling me passed out in their wagon...
Last thing I remember is ranting about hating pants. Woke up this morning pants less. Couldn't find them, decided to leave. Driving without pants is surprisingly liberating.
She called it a palate cleanser. She and her friend dike it out once a year before returning to dick
Together or do they pick up? How far do they go? IS AN AUDIENCE PERMITTED? GODAMIT ANSWERS MAN!!!!!!
Did I fall on/off the boat yesterday? Cuz my right leg looks and feels like if it got hit by shrapnel.
well you don't shave your pubes into a handlebar mustache and keep the party to yourself
Three of my exes and one of my exes' brothers have hit me up and it's only been a week. I hate semester break.
I can't. I mean he's hot, but there's really nothing else there
You just said he's hot
NO YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND
I sprayed his whole room with my perfume and left lots of my hair on the bed. So now if he does bring her home, the bitch will know this territory is marked.
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