This is some kinda fucked up sordid doggy brothel peepshow bullshit.
you really are a gigantic fucking slut.
sidenote: just remembered sarcasm does not translate through text
it's probably a bad thing that i wasn't even offended, huh?
The best part was that when i tried to chase her she ran off in one of those barbie motorized jeeps that little kids use and i chased her on a big wheel, thru lincoln terrace
she just refered to her hymen as "the mrs"
I just experienced a full blown christian wedding. I am SO GLAD YOUR WEDDING WASNT THIS.
..But I'm still alive. And thats the main thing
Our foot and a bit height difference is kinda fun, except she's so tiny that after we ate burritos it looked like she was pregnant. I had a confusing bonner.
I was scared that I should know him but I was too busy blacking out to remember
Yeah, he's passed out in my bathroom pantsless. Is it a faux pas to look at his penis?
he's a firefighter. like being a firefighter screams MY DICK IS HUGE SO I'M NOT AFRAID TO DIE IN THIS FIRE.
Here is your half hour reminder. Meet you at emergency room.
The annual Father's Day Wake and Bake has been canceled due to lack of hustle.
Only real friends lend their restraints to engagedfriends to fool around with married strangers.
Hey, I'm just seeing how you're doing and letting you know I fucked your dad last night. Don't fuck with me.
He tripped and fell all the way to the ground and then stood right back with out spilling a drop of his 3/4 full glass of rum and coke. It was like watching something from the matrix
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