i think if you made a shrine it would be creepy
Nothing like studying in the College of Communication to make you realize how smart you are.
bailing my boss out of jail is a great way to spend memorial day
Let's have a moment of silence for the guinea pig that drunk chick threw out our window.
I just feel like Im gonna be remembered as that one RA guy that used to sell weed
Tell him next time im gonna be "disgrace to the family" drunk
She shouted out halfway through "that costume does nothing to hide your cock". Last time we let her drink at the theatre.
I just got a reminder alert on my phone for an event I titled "Bradley getting stupid high with me in bed." I assume we planned this during the party. I'm down if you are.
fond memories of taking my pregnancy test here in this Burger King
He offered to take me to my appointment after breakfast then kind of just sat there and watched me get a papsmier. Most awkward first date ever.
sexting while watching Peter Pan the Musical! something just doesn't seem right here
When the state fair security guard came to yell at her for having outside food and drink she threatened to kick him if he tried to stop her and then she proceeded to chug the whole bottle.
classic
You know your Halloween costume is slutty when you have to shave your pubes to wear it.
Do I have to cook for the potluck? Can I just bring a costco size bottle of Vodka?
So. Um. Hypothetically speaking...how would one get a squirrel out of the house?
Randomize
