I changed my tire completely alone.. I could totally win survivor
Its my greatest physical accomplishment
Spencer Pratt, I WILL beat the shit out of you someday, I Promise
my roommate just said, "don't look at it, just put it iin your mouth"
we literally spent four hours convincing you that all 5 of your toes were there. no more everclear on a tuesday.
He's eating a cream cheese sandwich. He's obviously distressed.
well i just got discharged from the hospital after getting pegged in the head by a t-shirt gun so thats how my night was.
the remote is under the fat chick passed out on the couch. Good luck .. and may god have mercy on your soul.
How could you give up sex for lent? I gave up religion for lent years ago and never looked back. Or give up civility, not sex.
You are a finance major, can I use my 529 account for your bail?
I want him to rummage through my vagina. with unwashed hands.
I want everyone to love me, and THEN I will choose who gets to eat me out all the time.
Hey Kellie. Me putting. My face intebetaeen ut your boobs made my night
I was struggling morally, but once I let go, I came pretty hard.
I am drunk and aggressive about the olympixs
It's spelled Olympics
There will be bowls smoken and not a single fuck will be given.
Randomize
