I think youre just another guy trying to take advantage of a young naive innocent girl
you're not innocent... Once you have taken it in the turd cutter you can't label yourself innocent.
It's a Westpoint/Army thing, we talk about Miley Cyrus a lot
Why?
Because when is jailbait ever not funny? Answer: Never
so far i wrote 500 words for a paper on sean paul performing we be burnin..i can officially do anything on adderral
He walked in and put an x made out of tape on the floor. He then announced that he was going to pass out there. Cocky or strategic?
Stop introducing me to people as your little sister.
I don't think the lady gaga poster on your wall qualifies you as a brother.
oh man. maybe i should puke on his dick? just to test how much he loves me?
Her gay brother kept hitting on me and cockblocking me. Don't even begin to tell me how bad your night was.
We left live chickens on the basement slip n slide. Good luck finding your car keys
we drunk the bar out of liquor so the guy was selling us bottles of wine for $2a each. Only good thing to come outta this flood
they superglued a cigarette to my fingers...i think I need to quit smoking.
It'll be a pair of asscheeks that light up when they're summoned.
My inner 10 year old alcoholic is intrigued.
i had to call him over, it was my last chance at getting some tonight
HE HAS A RESTRAINING ORDER AGAINST U!!!
it expires tomorrow
What happened last night? All I know is that I walked into class this morning and everyone was chanting my name.
Got baked and laid and ate baked lays when I laid down while baking the brownies I I’m Superman
You’re still high, aren’t you?
Oh yeah
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