we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
They still haven't come up with a cure for a hangover; good luck cancer.
im so hungover...we just watched The Perfect Storm and i got seasick
Apparently one comment in my womens studies class cockblocks yourself for an entire semester.
The only reason anyone found out he threw up is because everyone heard it sizzle the bonfire out.
I'm finding that as the end of the quarter approaches, the list of things I refuse to do sober keeps getting longer.
You bit the bartender when he refused to poor rum in your purse and hand you a straw.
Steve just broke his bong and some kid in an american flag bathing suit and no shirt just fell down the stairs. Its dangerous here
There are several different types of life sentences in my purse right now.
Fuck you asshole. You cost me cheerleader pussy.
The guy I blew last night was pierced in multiple places. I had to use extra caution to avoid my temporary filling.
Who knew I could feel anymore shameful at the bar than i usually do...I think my bartender recognizes me from the walk of shame out of his house after i hooked up with his son yesterday
YO. MCGRIDDLES.
Got drunk in Atlantic City Flagged down some guy with two wrapped tampons like road flares for a cigarette.
Ya know what's the worst? Being drunk and wanting to show someone a picture of your goddaughter but not wanting to open the pictures on your phone because the first one is of someone's dick..
Randomize
