1. Call me if you need ANYTHING. 2. If you get tag teamed, I want details.
there should be a rule- if you jizz on it, you wash it
and she was grinding on the wall, purring at guys she liked at the pregame...
So I'm up to masturbating three times a day, drunk textin my ex, not doing any hw and I've failed half of my tests so far
Sounds better than last semester
Yes my plan is to drink the college out of me so i can be an adult by monday
she looked at me completely serious and said "orgasms are 15% Stronger during a hurricane" and started to take all her clothes off
You can't be mad because the taco bell people like me and not you. I'm not the one that puked in front of them.
Just came during my obgyn appt. I need to get laid.
She has an inverted nipple. She told to play with the normal one until the other one pops up.
Just to an Octoberfest and a sex party. Nothing wild.
& I just realized there is no vomit smiley. There needs to be a vomit smiley
there is a spider sitting on top of my weed like he owns it or some shit
no but seriously tf do i do? i have that spider phobia but i think my lvoe of the weed overpowers it
Testing the emergency boobs hotline
I swear to god, I'm like....the Jedi master of dick.
I hope you know, that by sending me a cat meme back, you've entered in a cat picture battle; which never has an end in sight.
The duel has begun.
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