My dick has been asking about u. He said he didn't do anything wrong n I'm a dumbass
From inside my college history class i see him waving his arms while holding a beer bong trying to get my attention
Just crushed a xanax into my chewing gum. Its gonna be a long, fucking up flight...
I am not one to point fingers but since it says your name "wuz here" next to the dick drawn on my stomach I am holding you personally responsible.
He had the smallest penis i'd ever seen. I can see why he drinks his life away.
I wish I could just thrust my cock straight into her new relationship.
he told me he didn't know whether he was gonna puke, pass out, or cum. i don't know if i should be flattered or offended.
He told me he wanted to sober fuck the shit outa me... I took that as a compliment
my cat just photo bombed my nudie.. does this qualify me as a cat lady?
I peed my pants walking home last night... I just kept walking.
He sent me a selfie with his cat. He has found a way to my heart. And pants.
On Tinder, guy asked me if I had ever been fucked by a Pokemon master. Needless to say I didn't respond.
I know he's gay. But if he touches my vagina I'm human centipeding his face. Sorry not sorry
They have beer where we have blood.
Ok you had this coming you put a sponsored filter on a dick pic
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