things it involved: vodka, boy parts, possible photos of me on a cell phone. things it did NOT involve last night: my bra, his pants, and sobriety.
why is it that everyone in pennsylvannia gets fucking prego??
you know he's having a sex change. I can't believe you called him "titty man" to his face....
I'm cheering for the colts this year. I basically have to since my fake says i'm from indianapolis
the extent of background information i have on her is minimal, but it will get me in her pants
If there was a god I would have a big mac right now, but i don't
she's sitting alone using her breathalyzer as a kazoo. help.
Yea. You cant just squeeze my balls. They are sensitive
Fuck. The basement bathroom I've been getting head in for 6 months just went 'Out of Service'.
So apparently we dropped beers outside the apartment last night, and someone RETURNED them! Ha like what? I just walked out the front door to Christmas in a box on my doorstep.
Apparently he's taking the slut he cheated on me with on a cruise for her birthday. THAT COULD HAVE BEEN ME. TITANTIC STYLE.
I don't like how my gyno is telling me how to live my life.
You casually put your finger in my ass and other people are weird..
Everything is bullshit and I hate everyone
got cock blocked by the cops again. two of the cops were the same ones from that t bell incident and they recognized me... they still dont like me
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