For the record dan just proved he knows the first and last names of ALL the members of NSync. Jury is no longer out on his sexuality.
Did we have sex?
No you put the condom on then passed out on the bed so I left
It's like I'm the Little Bo Peep of sheparding dicks.
Only someone with your twisted mind could come up with that simile. Do you sit around and read 'How to turn Beloved Childrens Stories into Sexual Analogies?' This is the 3rd time you've done this.
I had a talk with my mom about respecting myself and not acting like a whore so she will rip my nose ring out if she somehow sees that picture
All I know is it had something to do with a plunger and tuna salad. I'm done. I'm quitting my job.
if i found out she had a dick after i got head, does that still make me gay?
Its all fun and games until someone grabs the electrical fence.
Time to do stuff I know I'll have to hide from my grandkids one day and everyone at next weekends wedding.
I couldn't help thinking that my sock monkey was judging me
halloween is the only time that anne boleyn, the joker, a cowgirl, and a mexican man complete with sombrero and poncho can all hit the same blunt
Remember that time you came over to my house and I was on the porch naked and eating peanut butter?
I don't know how Dave is alive, I feel like he's been drinking since I met him.
It would be magical, all 2 min of it.
I should probably eat a Plan B. Pill for breakfast. Happy Halloween.
If I stopped mid-sex because the guy was hung like a light switch, it doesn't count, does it? Like the five second rule.
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