What I dont get, is for a man with a penis his size, to choose to go back with another girl instead of one that he says is the best sex he's ever had. He cant afford to be picky.
He poured all of the vodka into the sweet tea and said that tomorrow it would be called 'surprise drunk.' then we had sex.
I want to meet new people and vomit on their things instead\n
According to this USDA thing I just read, I should either get upper respiratory issues or begin to bleed from my nose and mouth.
All i remember about last night is holding a bottle of bacardi and screaming challenge accepted!
I am just going to stick my boobs out and hope for the best
One guy got his nose broke and was playing with it. Then another guy was playing beer pong off his horse.
So the contents found in my winter coats this year: coat 1, condom and 10$. Coat 2, condom and 75$ check. Coat 3, 2.05$ and a sunflower seed.
Obviously coat 3 had the best time since you used the condom and all of the money
I just want to fall into a pit of xannies and eat my way out.
Just try not to burn your pubes off with sparklers this year.
No promises
I just sent a bad sext to my sister. There's not even a way to damage control this, is there?
either I'm really high or that last bong rip tasted like christmas
She wouldn't fuck me because I had a cast, so I took her friend home
So I slept with some guy last night and when I woke up in the am couldnt remember his name. I text him n asked "How do you spell your name?" to try n find out and all he replied was "With an A." WTF!?
Some guy at the bar last night bought us Arrowhead water and I was so drunk, it tasted good
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