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You're so nebulous sometimes
I Bought a bracelet with bible characters and a charm broke. the virgin mary one. Do you think it's a sign?
bar tonight had a doorbell to get in and last night i saw my neighbors fuck on the balcony, she wore a nurse outfit. Missouri isn't so bad...
Why did I wake up with "How to masturbate" on my youtube search bar?
You told us you forgot how, and started to cry.
If I pass out leave the food near me so i can wake up to it
Ever since I got married, I've become the MacGuyver of masturbation
She made out with me for a free sandwich. What makes you think she is NOT up to my standards?
Look what our sorority has done to us...we're hitting on girls in hopes of getting an awesome little.
Bookstore boy and I went out, he came back here and I tried to fool around and he respects me too much blah blah I'm a predator.
Little boy scout stared at me with judgmental looks while I bought 3 bottles of liquor but refused to buy popcorn from him
your bra might or might not be a decoration on me and my roomies xmas tree haha
You know you're hung-over when you're smoking and have the strong urge to eat the cigarette. No more buckets of gin. No. More. Ever.
Finally smoked with my brothers, I feel like I just won gold at the Best Older Brother Ever Olympics
we used a blowdryer last night to warm up our left over pizza..it worked perfectly at first..but then the chili powder got into his eyes..
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