He was all up on my grill like I was having a BBQ. I DONT EVEN KNOW HOW TO USE A GRILL.
I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
im drinking this country out of the recession.
You guys were grinding to YMCA. I knew you were going to hook up with him.
She's never going to forget it... Christmas Anal.
By midnight I was dipping doritos in frosting...that's how my simmer break diet is going.
A kind stripper put a blanket over me last night
My head. My head is the problem. Also alcoholism.
corona bottle fell out of my backpack and broke in the middle of my physics midterm. yay me.
AND I JUST BURNT MY BACON. WTF MONDAY. SCREW YOU TOO
Twice. I only peed my pants twice tonight.
We smoked weed. AS A FAMILY. IT WAS BEAUTIFUL.
She just called at a dance party, and you stopped mid puke to join. Another successful night.
Man, that hitchhiker cursed me.
I love you too, but sadly you're not as good at getting me out of bed as cocaine.
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