is it bad that i regret hanging out with a girl tonight because that means i have less time to sit on youtube watching xmen cartoons?
she had condoms in her med. cabinet - magnums -I don't think I'm tall enough for this ride
You covered in salsa con queso would take care of all of my cravings right now
He's 11. You dont draw dicks on 11 year olds, i dont care if he ate your lasagna
It must have been an amazing night, I have "my pants are responsible people" written on my pants in permanent marker.
He asked for a foot job. Whatever. I guess I'm swimming in new slut waters tonight.
It's going to be so weird waking up tomorrow morning fully rested completely sober and not covered in piss or bruises.
His and hers buttplugs were a resounding success. Tru luv
Smoked a joint with my old camp counselor and now we're going to a strip club. There is a god.
We peed together in a dark alley while holding hands. That is a bond that can never be broken.
I apparently got up in the middle of the night after fucking him and started looking for you under piles of his clothing
The CEO is on this whole 'what do you do with your spare time?' kick. Umm... get drunk and have sex in bar parking lots.
I met his parents. We played twister. My boob popped out.
Is it weird that I'm smoking a cig on my back patio in a sports bra and underwear?
She blew me while I watched the jets game and the hardest thing was deciding what to focus on more
Randomize
