he just said he was sorry he wasnt been able to come by more often coz things are really crazy with that girl
you mean his girlfriend
Dude i dont know how people can complain that waterboarding is such a bad thing. I just sat through a fucking puddle of mudd show. Now thats torture
my boyfriend just named your boyfriend's penis.
ra ra ra ah ah
wtf?
sexting lady gaga style
I made a tournament bracket for the girls that Im talking with.
walking around pouring bird seed on passed out guys in the quad.
As if me making pizza in a skillet wasn't enough proof that I was in no state to be cooking, this burn blister on my hand is
I heard an explosion in the backyard. You told me you were playing "will it burn".
i know. like I have the nerve to talk about poverty. I eat peanut butter out of the jar.
He asked me if my princess crown was real and before I could say yes, he was already reaching to put it on. I'm pretending I'm asleep if he tries to have sex.
I did cocaine off my boobs last night. Then I wrote two essays and went on a run. Go me
We share an apartment, weed and genitals. It's called being practical not in love.
And that is why I love you so much. You have the same cold black heart as me.
I mean, I've had her boob in my mouth, but is that romance?
Theres a woman here with grey hair that im pretty sure i would have sex with
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