i think ur clone was at the club last week. she slapped some tall girl in the face who tried to steal her spot on the podium. i dont know if ur like her, but she seemd like a ninja badass with superpowers
theres a boy scout troop on my plane. right now theyre playing wilderness games. let me just tell you how excited i am to hit on all of them
It was like some kind of slut recycling operation. She gave me the shirt of the last guy she slept with in exchabge for mine so I didn't have to wear the same thing to work. She's been doing it for years
Look you found him on craigslist. You should be happy that he at least HAS a normal looking dick.
I have too much pride to pick his chest hair out of my mouth again
Our logic class started an hour ago, I walked out and found my sister drunk, sitting down, eating m&ms, afraid to walk in... I want her life
And your cousins porn shouldn't have been the first straight porn you watched. And for that I am sorry
there's still three solo cups of your puke in my basement. so that needs to be solved at some point.
It looked like his dick was wearing an argyle sweater.
If it meant we had chicks like that every weekend I would gay marry the shit out of you dude
If you put those two in a room together it'd be like a Taylor Swift fantasy and an Adele nightmare just licking faces
I can't. Currently naked covered in Nair trying desperately to catch his cat that rubbed up on my leg.
I hate that cat.
Rob and I are cross faded and the only one taking care of us is a drunk person who's making us dance.
While all of the skanky girls from the crowd got on stage we screamed fair game and scoped out all their boyfriends, she made out with 2, this is what we call taking advantage of the situation
Did a 4 pm walk of GLORY the next day.
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