Dual, econ, hell, shiv, aunt, puppy. 1 out of 6. T9 word needs to learn how to cuss like me.
My dog ate my bag of weed. Thats not the easiest call to the vet to make.
Instead of a promise ring i got my clit peirced, its a promise that ill always give you ass! =]
I froze in his sixty one degree room but i came so hard. Like fucking the eskimo god.
You totally left a blue butt print on our banister
Well I think we can all agree that that's better than then bowl of puke I left last time.
Just saw a drunk guy clapping and cheering for a chipmunk climbing up a tree. Classic
He is just lying there. People are throwing money onto his chest as they walk by...
Well obviously when I get drunk my intelligence level surpasses yours and that's why you can't understand me.
Just high enough for therapy.
At this point, just throw that mattresses away. Or bronze it and display it as a testament to your shame. either is good.
Our music was glorious. Maidens were deflowered to the sound of my voice.
Dressing as mugato from zoolander Halloween you may want to be the hand model. We can get you a fish bowl filled with Clementine Vodka and soda you can put your hand in.
Guess who just enrolled into online classes at Hogwarts? This gal.
he just sent me a dick pic, it highly resembled a cheese stick
As long as there is beach, drink, dick, in that order. I’m in.
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