She said so on her MySpace, so it's gotta be true.
Still drunk just puked in the meat cooler tried to clean it up with ham. Its not working
I don't think anyone could emotionally handle a numb vagina.
I just tried to sell my homemade "lightning bolt stencil for pubes" on Etsy.
I feel like I'm sitting in a sleigh of puddy. It's not a bathtub though because you need a sleigh to go down a mountain.
Thank you for getting us into that car accident. I have had more guys hit on me than ever before because of my broken fingers.
Just found my old bop it. So many drinking game possibilities
Yeah. I was about to call 911 but I ended up breaking the door frame off then ran and puked all the way home.
I'm having salsa con queso and a leftover half-drank/flat red bull for breakfast. Nothing you propose doing today would be a downgrade.
I woke up to my one night stand and he said, "now that's the one to beat"
MIDGETS
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For a second I thought I had fallen asleep on the floor and freaked out. Then I thought somehow I was on drugs. This is my life.
I woke up at 6:30 in the morning on the A train on 14th street. You wouldn't know anything about that right?
The day will come again young grasshopper. For now you must complete your training of patience and tongue biting
Like he legitimately was standing straight up, feet on the roof, not holding on to a moving car.
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