I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
She just wrapped her tongue around my thumb.....lizard girl may be my next wife.
i just won an entire level on word mole with the word 'clitoris'
We played "race the Jimmy John's driver". Order, then see if we can finish sex before the food arrives.
Pot head idea of the day: make a maraca out of weed seeds. Or a rain stick? Definitely rain stick.
Congrats. You are not detrimental enough to my psyche to be discussed during this mornings therapy appointment. Please follow up next week to see if you made the cut.
I mean I'm screaming I love the gays in the middle of Bart so yeah
I want my birthday to be like the hunger games where all the contenders for my vaj have to fight each other off to win the prize
Can I have the second place winner?
can I cover your dick in cookie butter?
I did not know male screamers existed until now. Good for him. Good for my ego.
I woke up missing my shoes and my left eyebrow. MY. EYEBROW.
Hey I'm at the gym and I need your personal trainer help. Also can you send me that picture of me eating a sausage. I want to post it on instgram.
Why exactly is there a butt plug on the counter?
Quit bitching. I brought you a muffin.
remind me again why we thought drinking hungarian moonshine was a good idea
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