Whats up?
Drunk as a mother trucker with panties on her thumbnail..laying thee down
Stay up. I'm coming home in a little
Ill try..hurry!!!! Thine hour awaits you
Should I ask him to prom mid fuck? That way he has to say yes.
called my therapist. she asked if I was sad bc of m.j.'s death. are ppl that pathetic?
you need more empathy. some people get depressed for reasons OTHER than being a whore.
so i was supposed to be to work at 8..but its 9:15 and im currently standing stoned in the middle of holiday...with a bag with three doughnuts, two redbulls, and a slim jim..
god i miss watching you do this...
Actually, all he talks about is how great the sex is with her and how crappy you were at it. Stop being a bitch and gossiping masking it as self-righteousness.
No jewlry, no bra, and no pen. I couldnt be more prepared for a friday morning class.
I'm not a pervert.. I just like to be naked...
For future reference, the words 'big' and 'problem' should be used sparingly with a person whom you have recently had copious amounts of unprotected sex
I'm making tacos. Give me one good reason why we shouldn't be high while eating those tacos.
to which he commented "you must really like me on top". I didn't have the heart to tell him that was the only way the room stopped spinning
remember when I told you about my grandma asking me about my sex scars? Less comfortable than that
I want everyone to love me, and THEN I will choose who gets to eat me out all the time.
I just got back to our room ....neither of us spent the night there but both our beds are occupied. send help.
I will most likely miss you the least and fondly remember you as Mr. "I need a minute" but really need 24 hours and 4 extra inches.
He's UNCIRCUMCISED. And it curves. Two things I've never encountered in all my sluttiness and they're both on the hottest guy alive. :(
Randomize
