i scrubbed and i scrubbed and i scrubbed and i still was a whore
chastity bono is officially a man...and has a really hot girlfriend...life doesn't make sense
I am wasted and people are fist pumping. This should not happen on the west coast.
theres so much semen in my vacuum cleaner...
Yea, i was tied up and blindfolded. And someone was throwing chicken nuggets at my face.
I think we can all look back on last night and categorize it under, " reason why Cory can't be left at the bar by himself"
Someone just proposed in Subway. Trying not to laugh.
At the same time. Hot men feeding me brownies. In between rounds of sex.
Also, putting laundry hampers on my head and pretending I'm an astronaut is a good way to get caught in every door frame in the house.
i'm currently connecting with my tribal roots aka i just found my recorder from 3rd grade music class... be ready for the recording
It's like refusing a bong hit from michael phelps... You just can't do it
"I vaguely remember the Health and Safety Inspector walking into my room this morning while I was passed out naked. That's one way to get it over with quickly."
We figured you were on something when you said that your nipples couldn't hear the music.
You would critique a dick pic. Damn art people.
my lips are numb and my face feels like a pool. PENGUINSSSSSS
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