guy in the car over is getting some terrible road head. he just gave me a thumbs down when he noticed i was watching.
road dome is illegal, just asked in driving school.
you thought your balls were fighting each other...
Just break the ice by asking who had to take plan b this past semester
I'm doing laundry from this weekend.. That poor shirt I wore to the rave smells like a dead animal that rolled in weed and pain..
Also. When I die, I'm gonna have them put me in the casket naked and then have an open casket funeral. That will be my last chance to make people uncomfortable.
I just want to dump glitter on my floor and roll in it like a cat in catnip.
It says a lot about the way my life is going right now that 'there's no shit in your house' is fucking good news.
Like when I see him I look straight through his appearance and just envision a big walking penis.
Last night you referred to my vagina as a gym for your penis
I'm more than my video games and dildo collection
I didn't even respond. Just letting the crazy settle before I calmly fuck his shit up.
He’s 21. The president of his frat. I’m 28 and have a career!
Do it. It’s a noble position.
OMG WE ARE UP TO THREE MINORS WORKING HERE. I AM NOT READY FOR THIS MID LIFE CRISIS.
Just because my bed is easier to get to doesn't mean it's okay to fuck in.
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