i googled waterboarding like you asked. as long as you do it outside. we have carpet. but i wont be a part of it.
so, are you laying bloody on campus somewhere or did you go out after class and forget to let me know?
bloody. ill be home soon.
Frozen waffles and wine. Loneliness-party of one
Hold on, I gotta pump breast milk for the white russians.
Ginormous penis in the breeze, cumming champagne showers into your eye
So last night I taught an old homeless dude to respond to "Blue" so I could shout your my boy Blue at the party
that's all we do, eat and hve sex, eat and have sex. he thinks it's bad and that we need to talk more or whatever but I'm just not seeing the problem...
Somehow I got food poisoning AND alcohol poisoning in the same night. Its like everything I love is trying to kill me. I'm waiting for my tv to make its move.
If you enjoy dance recitals as much as I do, that's one shitty Father's Day...
IDK I WAS CAUGHT UP IN THE TEQUILA SHOTS AND FRIENDSHIP
He literally stole all the change that was on my floor and ran away while I was peeing. I have to rethink my standards.
He thought I was gay. I had to explain I just really like wearing flannel.
Just cropdusted a little kid that wouldn't get out of my way in Kroger. Welcome to the real world bitch.
It's brunch. If you find dick at brunch. You an A+ hoe.
she said she was so hungover this morning in a way that sounded like she was apologizing for thinking she was attracted to me last night...
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