birth control should be required to get into college
I just put a tampon in while driving. Don't tell me I don't got skills.
votings over. no more wacking it to anti christine o'donnell ads
So fucked up. Can't tell if I'm starving or about to puke. Playing it safe and eating froot loops. Tasty in, colorful out.
i'm sorry i gave your brother a handjob while you were on the blanket next to us, but to be fair your back was turned.
This is going to be another afternoon spent getting drunk in the shower, isn't it?
There is a mirror in the headboard of the bed that I'm sleeping in so I can immediately question life choices when I wake up.
Make this decision based on your love for dick - NOT based on the fact that its probably one of the worst things you've ever thought of doing
He hasn't left the hospital without a nurse's number all year. My nurses are always ugly or men. Wtf bro
I'm just gonna get real fat and join the circus.
Apparently hitting a bong with your mouth half numb is hilarious but frustrating!
As a general rule of thumb, I don't call until the claw marks have healed.
Yeah I don't remember how I got home last night
Judging from my pants, I embarrassed myself smh
My liver is fucking rocky. Get knocked down 7 times and gets up 8. World champ
She yelled out "MCDREAMY" mid orgasm
Randomize
