And i was thinking, 'i'm happy to be underneath you, but i wish you weren't doing THAT.'
For what it's worth, your chances of anal go up the more she loves you. There's always a silver lining.
im pretty sure you tried to fart so bad you accidently pissed your pants at my party.
Would you want me to push you down the stairs OR throw you a baby shower?? Real talk
and ill be dreaming of you. not in a creepy way, but in an inappropriate way
I swear a good massage is the easiest way in my pants.
Not that there's a hard way... but you know what I mean.
We just found a knife wedged in between the cushions on the couch you guys fucked on...why is this?
Just put a dog collar on someone's child.....was a great hit with everyone but his mom.......I think she hates me. I'm okay.with that
Pissed along side the highway while waving at all the traffic... if thats not a sign of a productive night to come then idk what is
Bro, the freshmen are smoking in the park again, do you need ammo for ur paintball gun?
his butt looks cute in my panties so i decided he has to wear panties all the time from now on.
I was thinking about the biological process causing me to puke while I was puking. THAT'S how much I'd been studying.
I WANNA SUCK HIS DICK ON A BOAT
My boyfriend and my fuck buddy are going to the strip club together... Should I be concerned?
This is going to be so stupid, but do you feel the calluses on my hands when I give you a handy?
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