worst experience of my life. her nipples were sick. kinda like a venn diagram
Hey baby girl when you gonna let my tongue get up in that ass like i'm an explorer trying to go deep under on a quest for the lost city of atlantis
your text was fucking rediculious. Will let you eat my asshole though.
I wanted to google "huge banana" but I'm pretty sure all I'd get is dick pictures.
Got blown by one of the bridesmaids. Family BBQ today. They all know. Talk about awkward.
the guy in the stall next to me, came in, farted, laughed, and proceeded to give himself some sort of hillbilly pep talk that included the phrase "big pussy".
The least you could do before I go into your room is throw away the condom wrapper from the other girl I know you're banging.
Remember, ur body isn't a visitors center
You were chugging tap water out of a running blender screaming "bubbles is Perrier mother fucker"
Handcuffed our DD to a naked stripper don't think he will try to sneak out
He can pick locks you know
That's the reason for the naked stripper
Btw, I feel the need to make sure we have no misunderstanding about this. So here goes. I'll happily mess around with you again. However, I probably won't do it while you're dressed like a creepy clown. Or any clown.
8 stitches. Next time I decide to twerk while doing a keg stand, stop me.
I forgot to tell you, that tinder guy literally lives 15 floors beneath me. I have been creepily saying things to him like "I see youve got a hammer on the patio"
Well I got black out drunk before the rehearsal dinner and berated my family with insults. But other then that it was a good time
We could probably bang our way to enlightenment. However acid helps.
Come as you are, bitch. Glitter and vodka provided.
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