I want your puppy
I meant pussy
I would rather you take my puppy
Jack off faster Americas best dance crew is beyonce themed
just watched a girl laugh at her own fingers... it's not even noon...
my nick name has gotton too long over the years..C.T.P.S.G.F.P.G.......cock tease private school groupie frat party groupie.
lets be honest. she's not NEARLY as much fun to fb creep since she got out of rehab...
he put $150 on the cabs dash so 9 of us could pile in and ride 3 blocks to the apartment.
Life lesson: When you compete in an impromptu "bloody mary chug-off," in the end, no one wins.
Is it possible to have pulled a muscle in my neck from passing out with my head in a bucket?
Is it a good time to tell him he's getting too clingy if he sent me a picture of my name spelled with Cheerios?
Is it malicious or apart of the healing process if I wipe my ass with his toothbrush?
Not now. Out of camp chairs. Carving a new one with a chainsaw. Mushrooms are starting to kick and I gotta get this done NOW.
Im just an angry damaged little elf who wanders around and tries to find drugs.
I just watched my high school guidance counselor pee in the backyard of this party.
Going on a first date tonight...pros: my boobs look amazing. Cons: my abortion isn't until next week.
Dude how about today while I was on lunch someone died in the break room at work....I didn't even know we had a break room!!
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