I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
well I can't set my house on fire every night
i got us presents. or arrested. we shall see!
I have an odd instinct I wont find my underwear tonight
I hope you don't have to start the day explaining to me how you failed to turn "Can I practice my belly dancing in your apartment" into all night sex.
I succsesfully kept my nipples in my dress all night. Even when I got in a fight. I was made for the bar.
I planned on emotionally scarring him for life this weekend. DAMN YOU PERIOD!
you are dancing on the line between undergrad and alcoholic.
i can't invite random hot hobos into my aunt's house.
The cop that got shot in the dick is here, let the entertainment begin.
Well shit, I would've slept with him if I knew he was gonna be in the draft.
Spending Thanksgiving making a swinging profile brings the day to a whole new level...
Oh man I wish I could've gotten a picture of how many anti-circumcision stickers are on this Prius
I hate csi yet I find myself watching a full marathon. I am also eating hotdog buns stuffed with barbecue chips and they are quite tasty
I. Love. Skype. Sex.
I think it's just been too long since actual dick has been inside you that you only THINK you love skype sex
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