Yeah, it wasn't as bad as I thought. I tried not to clench and things went pretty smoothly.
but instead of smelling like hand cream and homemade cookies, she smells like a yeast infection.
The world would have a new energy source if someone would just take a blacklight to the backseat of that slut's car
Just found a "how to get laid" book on the dresser and am now a victim of method number 16 corollary 7.
I feel like I just rode a horse, did a million jumping jacks, ran a marathon and need a carton on cigarettes. best sex hands down... EVER
yes, i was eatting raw cookie dough and fingering myself at the same time.... is there a problem?
Things were easy when he was just a penis. Now he's a penis with feelings.
Apparently I'm short enough to sit on his lap and fuck him while he is driving because the cop didn't notice.
When you glanced over and and mouthed "I'll take the fat chick" I knew it was going to be an epic Sunday night.
Do you know that you can buy Cialis in Mexico? Best. Honeymoon. Ever.
my brother has friends over and I can hear one of them screaming from the basement "BREATHE. FILL YOUR LUNGS. LIVE YOUR LIFE." and it sounds like he's doing some motivational speaking down there but that's actually just how he encourages ppl to take bong hits
Got a high five from a Superman stripper tonight
His dick is the size of my forearm. Would it be rude to ask to take a comparison photo after sex?
We had sex with a sexual harassment video playing in the background before his gf got there. I've hit a new low
DIBS on your mom for my beer pong partner.
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