idk, it's all black and i hear low talking...
dude, i think you're in initiation!
shit. that's not good.
can you come get me and bring me shorts and a shirt
maybe shoes and water too
oh and maybe a noose to hang myself
that speech was about as successful as her performance in twilight
If she didn't want me to pass out in her bathroom, then she shouldn't have such a furry rug in there
Hands down, the girl passed out in the bathroom was the best looking. Concious or not.
Made a visit to my old puking stall. I missed it.
Fuuuuck. Forgot it's October. FYI scarecrows are gonna fuck you up when you're driving high
just shottied a beer can with a pumpkin carver. i love October.
Hey you remember last Super Bowl when I sent you a pic of my testicles? Memories...
Is it just me or does the sex still keep getting better? I wasn't crying, my eyes just watered from how hard I was cumming.
Just got a Lifeproof case for Christmas so hold on and tell me how my shower nudes look
O was like, nah, fuck 50-50. My version of bi is that i'm 80% gay, 20% drug-addled decisions. Apparently he's straight on hallucinogens.
All I did was call him a fucker when he took my pot. He didn't have to arrest me.
Can you explain the Transformers set up for battle in my living room?
I thought he was hot. You know, in a “I’ve gone batshit insane and want blood for the blood god” sort of way.
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