Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
my dad told me i had to spend my money wisely..so i spent the money he gave me for a desk chair on weed. ill be so high i wont even notice its gone
there's something so ridiculous to me about watching someone with glasses exercising. it's like watching a whore studying in the library. stop trying to be someone you're not.
The stories of what you did in Cuba got home before you.
I made $300 today by selling pizza @ $4 a slice to nerds who refuse to leave the library. God I love finals time
My alcohol tolerance is way too high for this paycheck.
I'm sober enough to realize she looks like a man, but drunk enough to do it anyways
Oh and jess is gonna pee in our guest bedroom to mark her territory.
I'm trying to make a sex playlist
record yourself crying and put it on a loop.
hey now, it was 6 bucks for 5 shots. you would have lost your panties too.
I was just randomly reminded of the night you were wrapped up in a bed sheet carrying a full bottle of cookie dough vodka and warning neighbors of the weirdos running around
I just connected with one of your drug dealers on LinkedIn.
That was years ago. And it was chlamydia.
Pro tip: If you tell him that his dick looks like a muppet then you won't have to see him again.
im mourning your vaginas lack of frictional upkeep
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