Its like common courtesy of dating, the guy pays for the weed, just like dinner
So does your leg always twitch violently when someone plays with your clitoris? Or has my ten years of piano playing finally paid off?
Wow my backseat really seemed a lot bigger when we were 16
don't tell her this, but while we were doing it doggy style I picked up my phone and changed my status to "who let the dogs out"
My stomach is making the worst sounds, probably because there is nothing but semen in it.
you said you were a responsible adult. then you licked the wall.
It's almost like he dry humped the last remaining bit of good person out of me.
Does hooking up with the gay pledge count as hazing?
Afraid I'm about to get arrested. Complicated situation but not a joke. If I do not text again that all is clear within 90 minutes kindly begin bail process. I have the cash to repay as soon as I get home. Details later.
Learned a valuable life lesson last night. It's titled "Tequila: Still A Bad Idea".
Should have know they were on something when he started filling a Togo container with fruit
facebook is just a cold reminder of all the times other bitches won my hookups
Who loses their virginity to fucking Flo Rida
Omg. I can't go on a date with this man. His kids are too ugly.
Apparently I called down to the hotel front desk and begged them to bring us pizza. They brought us tea.
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