Cool, I just put that together. I didn't know if using a tie-died sub machinegun was too crazy
Rosebud was a fucking sled. Gay.
What do you call a girl with PMS and GPS?
A crazy bitch that WILL find your ass!
Wow, t9 really hates the phrase "slap her in her sanctimonious pie-hole."
i just got arrested. apparently dont move means dont move.
im spending all my christmas money on new years parafanalia aka things I will ingest or lose by the next morning
He just stabbed two olives and a pickle with a fork and deep throated it in front of my family
Not even marginally surprised
Fuck at this point id do just about anything for 20 bucks
That has been your downfall in past encounters with 20 dollars bills
Makes Sense, i generally dont want the same person two days in a row. Its like what i pick for supper, i like variety
If you're wearing dry underwear your day is already better than mine.
After a long night of drunk sexting I have to the ninja roll at the front door to see who showed up.
I'm sitting in the breakroom facing a very large sign that says "inappropriate workplace behaviors", and i can't help but feel like it is directed at me
I can't wait to see you again...not a euphemism, just really looking forward to seeing you. Wanting to fuck you as often as possible just seems implied at this point.
i can do like, 15 pushups. 20 if i listen to dubstep.
That 2-CB was ass.
You mean the asprin cut with pez?
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