On a side note I can sing drakes “best I ever had” so good you’d think I was on degrassi.
You have to stop making references to your extense knowledge of 13 year old girl television programming for me to believe you aren’t homo. The Bravo line-up was one thing, but seriously
His was the first dick to ever be in my mouth... Of course I'm going to the wedding.
just drew up plans to mow my front lawn into the American flag for world cup. that high and patriotic.
The question is do I invite my fuck buddy to my graduation party now that my girfriend found out about her?
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Even with having the shower running and music on everyone could hear the alcohol gods making me sacrifice my dignity and meals from the past week.
He insisted he brought his alarm clock everywhere, and then the girl screamed "fuck French people!"
Trial is expected to last a fucking week if I get chosen.
To be fair, you are the kind of person I want to be on the jury when I inevitably end up in front of one.
For real, I've been ditched by my boyfriend twice today alone. I fucking shaved for this guy.
Somewhere out there, Gloria Steinem just started to cry.
Gonna play a drinking game called drink til I feel my emotions. The things I do so I can be a therapist
Naked. naked and bneed help.
I know how vodka works Grace. I'm drunk, not stupid.
I hope you get a lego stuck in your dickhole
My phone just put together a highlight reel of yesterday's dick pic session, set to music and everything
You're the best thing in my life, followed closely by cannabis and trashy romance novels
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