he wouldnt have sex with me because his guild had a misson on world of warcraft.
we had sex three times last night.. but now im just wet from him crying on my stomach about how much he misses his ex.. awesome
He brought over a 20 dollar bottle of wine. Who does that? This is college.
Hes screaming about Slender man. whatever hes on is probably not healthy.
Well, it's hard to say. Last night he puked a perfect circle around him on the floor, and then sat in it insisting it would protect him from the smoke monster. He's was still there last time I checked.
I'm skyping with my parents and reading Cosmo articles on giving great head. I'm on a roller coaster that only goes up, baby.
Did I change midway through last night?
Seven times. The most notable outfits were UFC Fighter and Top Hat Viking
We passed my parents while I was giving him road head...that awkward
I woke up with a pinecone in my hair. A full pine cone.
Do you know how much wine is in a box of wine? Not so much an amount, but whether it will kill me if I drink the entire box this xmas
so in other words, they broke and fell off and I ate a gummy life saver off of his balls
Hopefully he gets to dig deep into my body, before he digs deep into my past ..
I might be a bit longer... I found a hot guy at the grocery store, so I'm following him and buying stuff that he's buying
I fought off a bull with my bare hands while he went off to have sex with her against a wall. I’m more upset about the fact that no one is acknowledging what I did.
CTFD. There’s plenty of dick in the sea! This is Vegas, we import dick. \nWorst case scenario we get a rental penis
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