what are u so afraid of ive smelled ur poop before
I don't think he has that. His apartment was pretty much a tv and a bed. Topless girl calendar and a glass of water to put out cigarettes.
Is it bad that your cum tickles when I swallow it?
As long as you don't die I'm in full support of your drinking decisions
I think it's time we have the "weird fetish" talk.
It wasn't really sex. It was just rolling around, trying to make sure his dick didn't end up in my ass.
He just showed up at my house and was like "have you seen an axe laying around?" he wasnt wearing any shoes.
they had to hand cuff you because you wouldn't stop trying to unzip the paramedic's pants...this is why i love you
I am incapable of maintaining a guy's interest in me. It's like erectile dysfunction but with feelings
Mike found the condom wrapper on the washing machine and looked at me and said "Magnum? NICE girl. Get that nut!" then proceeded to puke in a cup
The object of the game was to pour tequila into a sombrero and drink as much as you can before it leaked through, 'Big Papi' won.
Seriously, it's 5am. STOP CREEPIN and START SLEEPIN!
I specifically remember rubbing my eyes thinking I could definitely go blind and I really like came to terms with it I was like ok my other senses will develop this is fine
I made a powerpoint to trip to.
you are so studious.
I'm going to get drunk, come back, call my grandma, and eat all those scrambled eggs.
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