1. my parents still have sex. 2. being a screamer runs in the family. 3. so much so that i can tell what number of orgasms she's on. 4.so looks like i'm stuck outside a while
We should search craigslist for porches to sublet.
I'm gonna go out on a limb and say it had something to do with pool sex.
He just stared into my eyes and touched himself. That isn't hooking up.
i just want to attach a dildo to the ceiling and ride it like a gay spiderman.
It's my vagina- remember its magical and yes I just did mini spirit fingers
.......The other day I peed on him in the shower....he was trying to touch my boobs and I wanted my space.
I'm on a treadmill at the gym ordering pizza on my phone so it'll get to my house around the time I get home. I NEED HELP. Or I'm a genius. I haven't decided.
to answer your questions bluetooth, 30ft, like a tampon, ask her, her idea, got tired of trying to find her in crowed clubs
to drive Frat boys away, one just needs to cat-call at them. It makes their masculinity weaker, and yours stronger.
Everyone called me "Barf Vader".. And I lost your lightsaber.
I cant see straight, her clothes are all over my floor and I'm covered in bite marks... No I will not go to brunch with you
Did I tell you that I told him I deleted his dick pics and he almost started crying?
Funniest thing happened to Chloe! She talked the bf into a mmf threesome, and he loudly and enthusiastically discovered he was gay during it. Whole dorm literally heard it happen.Well funny for me. Chloe not so much.
I thought it was your cat but I was wrong your Roomba is possessed by a pissed-off evil spirit.
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