my roommate's gf just broke up with him and hes in his room crying and listening to coldplay while beating off to pictures of her...
Went to mcdonalds... Wishing I could throw up the last 20 hours of my life.
i deep throated a ruler to see what my limit was...
No one showed up yet so I smoked 4:20 on chatroulette with a naked chick..
It never fails.. every time I have a dick in my mouth he calls me.
thanks for leaving the note with the doctor's recommendations for my lip, they are dissolvable stitches right?
Nuts. Absolutely nuts. she just screamed in my face something about not knowing whats happening and then got tackled by a dude
Its a "sake bomb in the bathroom during class" kind of day.
this case of pbr just wont end. i keep finding more.
I fucked him on my yoga mat. Then we wake and baked and ate granola. So yes, you could say I found my center.
Is it okay to thank someone for the orgasms they gave you, even though they weren't with you?
I think everyone, including the amish, know who you are after this weekend.
If I send you a picture of a dick will you give me your honest reaction?
The Vicodin is in the strawberries.
I think the cashier at 7/11 might be planning an intervention for me.
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