dude, im still at the bar with two chics... one has a moustache ill save that one for you... be home in 20min..
Is it just me or are more fat girls getting belly button piercing these days?
Cruel joke of nature. Hair on head runs from face, and hides on various parts of body. Aging sucks.
I just busted my ass on the ice in front of my entire AA meeting. As if being there wasn't embarrassing enough.
It would be celebrated in history as "the orgasm heard round the world"
And your hair- I'd make sure to pee on it first.
i've hooked up with him and three of his roommates and not a single one of them knows about it..think its safe to say i found the silver lining in a boys inability to communicate
Even my psychiatrist thinks I should fuck the married guy.
saying that you may be able to suck the gay out of me was just my way of getting a blowjob...thank you for the valiant effort.
my post shower fart this morning sounded like hulk ripping through a phonebook
Nah nah nah the rules are different on st patty day, drink beer or die. It's like the hunger games but blurrier
Our first crop came in on the day that they added Hercules to Netflix Instant, I think it's the universe telling us that it approves of us growing shrooms in our guest room.
Is it possible to be sexually attracted to someone's hair?
You just get me
I'm the wind beneath your wings, bitch
just called AAA to get my keys out of me car and then afterwards realized they were in my pocket...stoner life
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