she'd have to be at LEAST a cup size bigger for me to even consider putting up with her voice
at least franzia made me throw up pretty colors.
I should just tell him this. He doesn't need to be all nice and ask me on dates and to do gay stuff like hangout during the day. I'll still sleep with him regardless.
we walked in to her beating him with a broom while he was trying to sweep ramen into a box. there were packing peanuts everywhere.
Your lack of dedication to alcohol is forcing me to drink with my ex husband. U suck
we're going to the olympic park to run the 100m yeaaaahhh
it's 3am. Nothing could possibly go wrong here.
Last I saw, they went for a smoke and only one came back. He passed out outside. I'm glad he's only 120lbs. I left him on the rug still. My mom is gonna be pissed.
He's rescued me passed out naked on the playground next door and I've rescued him passed out naked in the middle of campus. That's why we're a great couple.
hooking up with him was much more fun when i knew in the back of mind we'd get in some sort of trouble for it
But we only had three ninja turtles. So everyone that would ask us where Donatello was, we would say "what? He's gone? Shredder is at it again!"
Sitting topless in my room drinking wine from a box... It's good to be back at school
Snaps to my Ella Fitzgerald station for such a jazzy walk of shame
I don't know if I want to fuck him or punch him in the face.
About to go make a man out of a 24 year old boy
As I shove my ninth taquito of the day into my mouth...
Picking our battles
Dude \nSo embarrassed \nJust sent a snap to my boss john and noticed my vibrator was right beside me
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