Where is the hickey?
and you tried to get a free burrito from Potbelly's
Just got arrested at PF changs. Happy New year, China
dude im at a party with a bunch of 17 year old gilrs this is awesome
no its not leave
And then I saw the naval officer and gave up that whole new leaf thing
He's eating a cream cheese sandwich. He's obviously distressed.
Power hour was a bad idea. It turned into power 4 hours, then power puke. Then power sleep till 3.
I may have made out with a tranny last night, which, if I don't get fired for everything else that happened, really makes last night epic.
there is a hole burned clean through my text book on forestry law and I saw you walking around with a blowtorch last night. Hope you have $160 on ya...
They just keep looking funny at me. No one has attempted to tell me that I don't make sense though so maybe they're all way more high than I am.
Dude. Cvs sells sex toys. And my discount works on them. Game on.
He put rainforest music on before we had sex I felt like I was in the Amazon
i got pulled over completely sober but looking like death. dick cop made me do a field sobriety test. he also said "no sober person could have 7 BK bags"
While we were doing it he looked up at me and said "Does your husband fuck you this good?" Talk about a mood killer....
I was simply suggesting that you really should try coke bondage sex.
Randomize
