I should be sponsored by Trojan
I just punched cris angel in the balls. I have photos.
Cumbucket.....OH MY GOD THAT COMES UP AUTOMATICALLY NOW!!
Where does it all go? I've busted inside of you like 10 times in the last week.
the moment we started interpretive dancing last night wouldve been a good time to stop drinking.
I guess I tried to show you how big my closet was and we ended up eating pickles in my bathroom
The guy in the cast riped the tap off the keg and hit steve with it
This guy just told me he wanted to bathe in bong water with me and then tried to lick my nipple through my bra. This could be love.
We've reached the point in our fuck buddy relationship where we are playing words with friends. This is too intimate.
Just sent my cousin to buy me a new bra cause mine is zip tied to a bar in the middle of nowhere Iowa
You don't know how skeptical I was about letting a guy with braces go down on me
I smoked too much. I'm sitting on my balcony and I keep getting lost. Help me
can you bring the lube to algebra tomorrow
Walk of shame through Chipotle? Check.
my mom tells me this morning that i was blasting teach me how to dougie at 2 am last night and refused to leave her room until she dougied with me
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