omg, he ripped it...he ripped my vagina...best. night. ever.
i hope thats the last time i ever see ryan's hairy ass fucking
OMG! Someone dumped chocolate soft-serve in the bathroom! Dibs!
it always starts out as a suggestion then three hours later I have cum in my eye.
we were doing it doggy-style and i felt him pop that pimple on my back.I have mixed feelings about it
he swears he got herpes from a bowl of soup
i'm going through an 80s music phase. and by phase i mean i will only have sex to white snake
I just bought the ATT family protection plan so that I could block all of my old bar hookups from booty calling me...
It's gay softball weekend. Lots of hot gay strangers to go home with.
Is it inappropriate to be Drs. Willy Fister and Jess Hewill as a couples costume for Halloween?
Oh we're gynecologists
I found them in the bathroom trying to wrap an American flag around Steve's dick. I didn't bother to ask questions.
Come over. Bring cocaine. And my t shirt with the dolphin on it.
I just used Bacardi to dry out poison ivy.
I was so close to going to get my nipples pierced with my mom today
Found your brother. He was passed out in the tub holding a bottle of Shatto milk wearing nothing but his tighty-whities.
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