I texted him to clear the air a bit, apologized if I freaked him out. No reply. So I'm gonna go ahead and fuck someone in a barn tonight.
and by charming I mean he has a horse cock.
curled up in a ball on my bed listening to my "cuddle with a boy" playlist. prettty high.
i'm pretty sure i lost all sex appeal when he caught me peeing in his bushes
This girl named her kid Rainforrest. If I die, just know it was from laughing so fucking hard.
You missed a lot. I drank contact solution thinking it was water, vodka thinking it was water and some unidentified substance that reminded me of pine sol thinking it was water..
Theres a midget tsa agent. Just an observation
I need to get a life, I am either crying at every glee episode or just wanting to blow rails off photos of us
when was she peeing in the stairwell? why dont i remember this?
....because generally we only remember 40% of the night each, and have to fill eachother in. And that still leaves 20% that we will never know and its probably for the best
So after tonight I now have 6 Harry Potter movies left to get laid to. Before tonight it was 8. Fucking right
It's a "party harder or raise your standards" kind if night.
We were watching sports center while I blew him so we could see the football highlights. I missed fall
It's not my fault you decided to fall in love with a Frodo Baggins lookalike
I actually talked to his parents last night about it. haha. I had a bottle of smirnoff in my hand, I'm sure they took me serious.
If I slept with her my dick would come out glittery
coward.
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