You wouldn't stop crying and screaming Hilary Duff doesn't deserve Gossip Girl
He keeps asking where i got my clothes and accessories. i'm not sure if he wants to fuck me, or go shopping.
When i asked him what happened all he said was, the toucan... the toucan... over and over again.
There's nothing like vomiting in the restroom at work to remind you that you're not in college anymore.
my resolution for 2011 is to fuck him whenever he wants it. this year I'm going above and beyond the call of booty.
Let me shower first- i smell like sex and rock climbing (not so sure how that happened)
she used teeth so i didnt tell her when i was cumming ...........dont get mad get even
can we just pause for one second and address the fact that balls were out last night
Haunted Houses: fun, lame, or love to sneak off and get fingered in the dark alley way?
I know you're on a date and I should leave you alone but about twenty minutes ago I realized I haven't been spanked in years so if you're still looking for a birthday present, you know, consider it.
He was telling me how he was trying to grow up. And then 2 minutes later, he told me he was tripping on lsd for the first time.
I'm honestly just saving all my liver's power for when I die this weekend. that's how it works right
I came so hard my entire leg seized. Her blowjob gave me a Charlie horse.
There's something empowering about being at dinner and sitting across the table from two men you've blown.
not being a booty call is very strange. Who knew there was so much time for activities at night!
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