I don't get it.
Me neither.
But I masturbated to it anyway.
I hate ducks.
What?
they're sketch. like squirrels. squirrels are sketch as fuck.
woke up in a shopping cart using a keystone box as a blanket. how was your night?
then they high fived as they party boyed me. I was a policewoman sandwhich. I love you halloween.
his mom and I have the same butterfly tramp stamp. don't ask how that came up
FACT: the parking lot attendant was yelling "NO SEX HERE! NO SEX" at yall.
I'm beginning to worry that I seem to get along best with people when I'm naked with them.
drunk brunch me or lose me forever
A person can only vomit Fireball so much before they quit it forever
I just got a robo call from the Addiction Help Line. Not sure how to take that.
YALL MOTHERFUCKERS WANNA WATCH HEAVY METAL AND SMOKE WEED AND PLAY POOL AND DRINK BEER AND SMOKE WEED
I'm not wearing pants, but I'm wearing a tiara.
In a few weeks I'll be a beautiful butterfly and me and my cat will have to repopulate the earth. WE WILL REBUILD!!
you're not celebrating your 21st birthday right unless you give a male stripper a hand job, flash the bartender, and win a free vibrator.
Note to self: I can rip apart her vagina and she'll still cuddle with me, but if I steal her Chapstick she'll murder me !?
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