Do you think they'll have a special part during the BET awards for Michael Jackson even though he turned white?
Disadvantage of being gay..... my gag reflexes makes trying to make myself throw up extremely difficult.
all i know is i woke up with a braid in my hair and i vaguely remember a cab driver telling me he would give me $10,000 to get him a green card. and he would take me to turkey. and give me free cab rides. im never drinking on my medicine again. lol.
I'm retiring my vagina. Better yet I'm Farve-ing it.
Def the best call fo sho
That way it can come out of retirement anytime and play for different teams. And it can wear Wranglers.
It is virtually impossible to listen to single ladies and perform any seated task.
It's an acquired taste. Like keystone. Or caviar.
You are so lucky that drugs are going to kill you before I do.
ALSO, bringing a stapler to the bar is a good idea
I think sneezing out coked up boogers onto your professor disqualifies you from the "I was sick" excuse
I'm still pretty drunk right now, but when this hangover hits me, I'm going to be super pissed. It's a preemptive never drinking again.
The sex is great, I just think it'd be better if we listened to Deftones during it.
If you're going to do that you're going to need a pleather suit.
You know what...ii have the turtles...were together....i love these god damn turtles...
I mean, what's the polite way to say, "sorry but I can't date you cuz I'm sleeping with your boss" ??
So... my daughter's new girlfriend Is the daughter of the girl I dated on and off in college Who ran away because she got pregnant at my house party. My Legitimate daughter Is probably fucking my Illegitimate daughter...
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