I love how girls just decide that guys who don't like them must be gay
I do the same thing. If a girl doesn't like me...I am like, "i must be gay"
The project manager just came into talk to me for the first time and I had justed googled best drum solo ever and couldn't X out of the screen.
we tried have sex after i gave him a handjob. he wouldnt get hard and kept saying his little boy is broken.. please come get me
Some kid just walked into class with his schedlue written on a keystone box.
dizzyuy bat. 3.453 lkos. hoit sx, now im single. blackouteed
Pre-crushing the pills for tomorrow morning. This way I can sleep in an extra 10 minutes.
Rule #36, branched off rule 4: Dave stays on a leash in crazy settings. It keeps him good and gets you laid.
So essentially he's like a puppy you can bring to a bar? Retractable leash or chain then?
Just peed off a cliff while playing white snake on my phone. Close enough?
i mean hes a break dancing puerto rican, how do you think the sex was?
I'm serious. I have boob tassles if this is an exchange thing.
She told me the only rule was that I couldn't cum on her Batman blanket.
I believe the only reason I am slightly functional right now is the leftover drugs in my nose that I keep sniffing
well we woke up in different beds than the ones we originally fell asleep in, you were butt naked, and your boyfriend was sleeping on a cot in the middle of the kitchen. that might be why he's mad.
Sunburned by dick at the nude beach. Bad. She tried to blow me. But. I. Just. Can't. Saddest day of my life.
I climbed to the top of a stripper pole and touched the ceiling. Accomplishment?
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