Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
I just accidently deleted 60 gigs of porn from my external hard drive. Thats over 300 pornos! I think im gonna cry.
Im surprised that you are even able to text me right now.
Chicago was legit, ate some badass pizza and gave a cig to a crackhead..its all i thought it would be
i just got cum up my nose. i would have expected more from the captain of the men's lacrosse team
btw found the cat. he didn't appreciate the toilet bath.
I know. I almost started crying. IN WHAT UNIVERSE IS THAT A TURN ON?!
At my wifes high school reunion. Found out her nickname was 'Back Door Brooke'. EVERYONE is calling her that.
Even though we had just had to physically take her off of someones lawn she was peeing on when they came outside, she still insisted on walking unassisted the rest of the way home. It was dignity meets shit show.
I've thrown up twice at work. Just casually, in the mop sink. Then continued to make someone a milkshake. Want some ice cream?
So it finally happened last night... I re-met someone that i've already had sex with. Had no idea who he was. Fantastic
On another note, I almost lost one side of my fake butt. Dancing the wobble with the fake butt isn't recommend.
All I remember is talking the cops into calling us a cab instead of giving us PIs while trying to wake up your passed-out-on-a-bench ass.
Had a one night stand and didnt remember the guys name until he started sending me poems in the mail.
i woke up on the couch at 5:24am, hangover, craving for some ribs, but i only had a bag of cheetos and a half empty beer. man what a breakfast.
Mandatory face masks - finally, a solution for lip augmentation failures and bad breath.
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